📢【Buffett's retirement announcement! Will there be no more 'Omaha Myth' in the world?】🍀

Dear investors (strikethrough) attention! The toughest "post-90s" on Wall Street has finally decided to put down the financial reports and pick up the remote control - Mr. Buffett has officially announced his retirement! From now on, enjoy Coca-Cola and chips freely, and no longer have to talk about small goals while chewing on candy 😂

🎉[Retirement Life Big Guess]
• Breakfast will change from "reading the annual report" to "choosing cereal flavors"
• The vehicle has finally replaced the old car, but it may come with a stock market display screen.
• New uses for private jets: Globally searching for the best DQ ice cream
• The daily motto has changed from "When others are fearful, I am greedy" to "It's nap time, so don't disturb anyone."

📈[Classic Scene Review]
• Use a stock certificate from decades ago as a bookmark
• Have a meal with Bill Gates at McDonald's using a coupon.
• The annual shareholders' meeting turned into the "Buffett Roast Conference"
• To this day, I still think Bitcoin is "rat poison" but holding Apple has made a fortune.

💡【The Ultimate Advice Left by the Stock God】
"Retirement is like rebalancing your portfolio - you need to keep enough cash for snacks and don’t forget to make regular investments into your grandkids' candy fund!"

👑【Legendary Finale Easter Egg】
According to internal sources: On the first day of retirement, the old man said to the air, "I won't be building my position today, I just feel like something is missing..." Meanwhile, value investors around the world collectively experienced auditory hallucinations: "Ding Dong – The 'Oracle of Omaha' you are following has gone offline."