put phone away
touch grass

wintermute acting a lil sus tbh

always skeptical about highly predicted bear markets

anons about to start shilling Uber driver signup referral links

the pre late tax payment due date liquidation cascade

summoning circle, hope this works
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ping was right
but we all should've just bidded way lower

We thought CZ was bullposting 4 to $4 a coin but really he was bearposting 4 to a $4 market cap

No tariffs on shitcoins

The best crypto traders have been calling bottom every minute for the last 24 hours
Bottom?
10/10 bid

CZ saw the PVE and decided PVE us all

If you pick someone on this planet at random, it's more likely that they're Kenyan (54m total) than a millionaire (52m total)

damn BNB is actually easy mode

I use ChatGPT more as a really good consumer app than as a general intelligence app and that’s kinda my current model for where AI is
Augments intelligence, doesn’t replace it

Checking something…
How much do I need to retire?

why is everyone chasing beta to a coin that’s still gonna 20x

CZ making a play 4 the trenches
expect retaliation

there is no token I love you