Picture this: you walk into a bank, sign their paperwork for a 17% interest rate on a 50-year mortgage. The moment you accept those terms? They're basically throwing a party in the back office.
Seventeen percent. For half a century. Let that sink in.
That's not a loan—that's generational wealth extraction dressed up in a three-piece suit. You'll be paying them until your grandkids are old enough to question why anyone ever thought this was a good idea. Meanwhile, traditional finance keeps smiling, keeps collecting, keeps pretending this is just how things work.
Funny how the system celebrates