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One night, I decided to check my crypto portfolio at 2 AM Suddenly, one coin had doubled. I screamed so loud my neighbor actually knocked on my door. My heart was beating like crazy. In my head I was already planning my dream vacation, a new laptop, maybe even adopting a dragon or something
In full panic, I hit sell but of course, my sleepy brain clicked buy instead. Now I owned twice the coins, and the price started falling like it had personal beef with me. I just stared at the screen, laughing and crying at the same time. Then my cat jumped on the keyboard and made everything even worse somehow I sent coins to the wrong wallet.
By the morning, I had learned three lessons: crypto is chaos, my cat is a hacker, and I will never trade while half asleep again. My family still laughs at me, and I’ve told this story so many times that even strangers on the internet have messaged me asking if it’s real. Honestly, it’s the funniest, most emotional crypto disaster of my life, and I wouldn’t trade the memory for anything even if it cost me a few coins.
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