The war has been going on for two weeks, and BTC has outperformed almost all assets... I've reviewed the data several times and think it's a bit outrageous.

On February 28, the US-Israel airstrikes on Iran occurred, and BTC plummeted 8.5% that day, dropping to 64,000. Everyone was shouting it's over, the war is coming, risk assets are going to XX.

Two weeks later today, BTC is around 71,500. Not only did it not collapse, it's up roughly 11%.

You didn't read that wrong. It outperformed gold, outperformed the S&P 500, and outperformed the Nasdaq.