My wife sent me a text message from work:


Her: "Are you watching that new documentary about serial killers on Netflix?"
Me: "Yes, I just started episode 3".
Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds".
Me: "Okay, paused. It's the living room photo, from the crime scene".
Her: "Good. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?"
Me: "Yes. It's quite horrifying".
Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantel. Do you see where the natural light hits the wall?"
Me: "Yes..."
Her: "That is exactly the shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom".
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