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Dear friends, today when I opened the market software, Bitcoin was like a rebellious teenager, trying to break through the $85,000 home theater system yesterday, only to fall back to the $82,000 crib today, perfectly illustrating what it means by "a fierce operation like a tiger, but looking at the results, it's 0-5." Even Ethereum was unfortunately "guilty by association," unable to stand above $1900, as if saying - "I can't do it!"

The instigator of this market trend is undoubtedly Trump’s "Schrödinger's positive news". The promised Bitcoin strategic reserves turned out to be just hoarded old coins that were confiscated, with not a single new coin purchased, infuriating the market to perform a "knee chop" on the spot. Even more stimulating, the tariff policy announced on April 2 was like a time bomb, causing both US stocks and crypto to plummet, with even gold unable to hold back its sarcasm: "Is this it? You might as well learn to hedge with me!" MEME coins collectively gave up, and the animal coins on the BSC chain transformed from "myth of getting rich" to "animal world battle royale" in an instant, with FARTCOIN completing a "firecracker → skyrocket → dud" three-hit combo in just three days, fully proving that the essence of the crypto market is a large-scale leek island.

However, the optimists are still picking up equipment in the ruins: some optimists are even claiming that Bitcoin could reach 180,000 by the end of the year (provided it doesn't get crushed by the Fed's interest rate hikes). Analysts are frantically calling for support at 77,000, and even the liquidation data reveals a dark humor—over the past 48 hours, 70,000 people have liquidated 200 million dollars, averaging a loss equivalent to a Hermès platinum bag per person.

It is recommended that everyone adopts the following strategy today: hold USDT tightly in your left hand for protection, and grab some sunflower seeds in your right hand to watch the show. After all, in the crypto world, living long is the true wealth secret. The current market may shift instantly between ICU and KTV.