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Today's cryptocurrency market performance perfectly illustrates what it means by "a flurry of operations as fierce as a tiger, with rises and falls entirely dependent on Trump"—yesterday, just as the new U.S. tariff policy was implemented, both the crypto market and U.S. stocks took a collective dive, performing a free fall, resembling a tragicomic scene of "Wall Street Wolves turning into Wall Street Sheep." The entire market seems to have just had two cups of espresso, listening to the Federal Reserve's interest rate cut broadcast while trembling at the tariff policy.

The Federal Reserve's "Interest Rate Cut Sale" billboard has been temporarily changed to "Buy Four, Get Zero"—at the beginning of the year, it was expected that there would only be one rate cut, but now the market is betting on four, and some even want to send Powell coffee coupons for a lifeline. Unfortunately, the CPI data always seems like Schrödinger's cat, sometimes inflation cools down, sometimes it jumps around, causing Bitcoin to dance the "Square Dance" around 82000, and even ETF funds can't help but slip away. Meanwhile, the new tariff policy in the US has just been unwrapped, and the iron and aluminum industries are already crying in the bathroom, while the crypto market silently prays: don't let the risk-off sentiment steal our KTV microphone! Ethereum's mood today is much like the face of a worker on a Monday—technically neutral, but muttering "Ethereum 3.0 will be good" (after all, it has fallen for half a year, so there has to be a silver lining). In addition, the Meme coins in the SOL ecosystem are collectively performing "To Live" today. In this day and age, the survival rule for Meme coins is just one: you may not understand the technology, but you must know how to create memes!

Traditional investment banks gathered around with coffee, watching: "So it turns out that making money in the crypto world isn't about models, it's about metaphysics?" However, some reports are quite sincere: the peak of the bull market may be in Q3, and it's still not too late to buy the dip, after all, "when others are fearful, I am greedy; when others are greedy, I order takeout." Today's market is like a large reality show—macro policy is the director, Meme coins provide the comedy, institutions are quietly counting money, while retail investors are spamming the bullet screen with "seeking wealth symbols."

Warm reminder: Before chasing the rise and killing the dip, please ensure your phone is fully charged and you have enough instant noodles in stock, after all... no one knows if the SEC will fold up another ETF application into a paper airplane tomorrow.