Picture this: Morning at the mansion, a certain Bitcoin advocate gets creative with AI, cooking up an elaborate chess scenario. Him, sharp in an orange tie, stone-faced across the board from a massive grizzly bear. The setup's theatrical—19th century study vibes, board pieces scattered strategically. But here's the thing: he's sitting pretty with 15 pieces remaining while the bear's down to just 3. The game's already decided, really. Just one of those inspired moments when you start imagining how you'd dominate even nature itself. Pure crypto-bro energy meeting high-stakes imagination.