How to live like a petty office worker: 1. Drink大量 water, then bring a large bottle home after work. 2. Take paid bathroom breaks. 3. Steal electricity, bring all electronic devices to the office for charging, and fill up large-capacity power banks to take home. 4. Take advantage of free air conditioning. 5. Reply with: Received, Understood, Okay. 6. Mooch WiFi, use a few old phones to earn online income. 7. Wash up at the office in the morning, wash hair and clothes with hand soap. 8. Collect all waste paper and cardboard from the office to sell as scrap, pocket the money. 9. During probation, print 100 copies of personal resumes before being disqualified and take them away.