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Kevin Warsh, Trump's future Fed Chair, disclosed investment holdings in:
- Blast, the Ethereum L2 with native yield
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【$USELESS Signal】Pullback to go long, 1H level charging up and ready to launch
$USELESS After a sharp rise at the 1H level, the price pulls back, finding initial support near the EMA20 moving average at 0.0456, with buy-side depth showing an imbalance of -11.67%, indicating limited selling pressure. Although the MACD histogram on the 4H level is contracting, the fast and slow lines remain above the zero line, and the overall trend is not bad. The current risk-reward ratio is not optimal; more precise entry points are needed to balance risk.
🎯Direction: Pullback to go long
⚡Entry/Order: Laye

Bitcoin is making a push for a higher high!
At this rate, I think $85k to $90k is next
This is it, the market is close to turning bullish

$BTC Evening Viewpoint:
From the hourly chart perspective, if BTC is currently forming an AB=CD equal-leg harmonic pattern, this round of upside move is basically close to its end. The theoretical target at point D for AB=CD is around 75501, while BTC’s highest has reached 74920, which can be regarded as having basically completed the 1:1 target level.
Finishing the target level does not mean an immediate pullback. Currently, BTC maintains range consolidation in the 74840–74149 area. Only if it effectively breaks below the lower boundary of the range at 74141 will an official pullback be tr

Tonight's rebound first eats 800 points, then talk. Brothers not being greedy is a good thing. The current price around 757 is still okay to continue shorting, aiming for about 800 points. #Strategy上周购入13927枚比特币 #SEC称部分Defi界面可免经纪商注册 #Circle拒冻结Drift被盗USDC $BTC $GT $ETH

Steady progress leads to victory 💪 Small gains accumulate to big ones 💪 Taking a shower, preparing to go out for a walk #BTC $BTC

#Ethereum price bounced off a multi-year trendline that called every bear market bottom since 2019. Is a 3x rally coming? #Ethereum Defends Multi-Year Support: Key Buy Walls
#CryptoTools
$ETH

$RAVE Is there anyone who ambushed earlier than me? It has now risen to 14...

$ETH Go with the flow as it rises—retail suckers buy 🈳

Successfully achieved, the entire process was transparent, and the results are verifiable. Fate always lies in opportunity; between you and me, it's either wealth or the way. Only then will there be trust #美军封锁霍尔木兹海峡 #Strategy上周购入13927枚比特币 $BTC $ETH

Many people don't understand how powerful our minds can be, but they still ask for help from AI to move forward.
#ai #market #crypto #btc #gate

$VVV - Golden Cross Firing
$VVV golden cross just formed. Historical price action from similar setups shows average gains exceeding 20 percent consistently. This pattern is legendary for profitability.
Technical Breakdown:
* RSI at 58.1: RSI showing textbook momentum confirmation. Technical confirmation is strong.
* ADX at 35.3: ADX confirming strong directional momentum. Setup quality is excellent here.
Entry Point: $9.3470
Target 1: $9.7676 (+ 4.5%)
Target 2: $10.1336 (+ 8.4%)
Target 3: $10.7476 (+ 15.0%)
Risk/Reward Ratio: 1.50x
Technical score: 86.6 out of 100 - One of the best setups we'r

This stroy is insane
• Be Leopold Aschenbrenner
• graduate Columbia valedictorian at 19
• vibe at FTX Future Fund pre-collapse
• join OpenAI Superalignment team
• get fired for leaking the safety truth
• drop a 165-page banger manifesto on AGI by 2027
• scream that electricity (not chips or models) is the real bottleneck
• launch Situational Awareness LP hedge fund with Stripe bros + Nat Friedman cash
• go nuclear on power infrastructure bets
• turn $225M into $5.5B in public equity in under 12 months
• $875M Bloom Energy position explodes to ~$2B on Oracle deal
• load up

$ITL demand isn't mood-based, it's tied directly to transaction volume
Every business token on InterLink Chain must pair with $ITL in protocol AMMs
More businesses = more $ITL locked in pools. More volume = more $ITL flowing through Value Capture
When volume slows, demand slows proportionally, no leverage, no death spiral
It's a linear formula anchored to real commerce, not speculation
$ITL #ITLG #Interlink

#StrategyBuys13,927BTC .
Strategy Buys 13,927 BTC + Michael Saylor Bitcoin Philosophy
1. Overview: The Latest Bitcoin Accumulation by Strategy
On April 13, 2026, Strategy announced a significant Bitcoin acquisition of 13,927 BTC, purchased over the period of April 6–12. The total investment amounted to approximately $1 billion, executed at an average price of around $71,902 per BTC.
This latest purchase expands Strategy’s total Bitcoin holdings to an extraordinary level of 780,897 BTC, accumulated at a blended average cost basis of approximately $75,577 per coin, with total cumulative investme

April 14th, short-term fans start with 6,000 USD
Challenge the 10x leverage plan, currently at 8,429 USD
First position 74,446, take profit at 75,300
Eat 854點, Luodai 2,429 USD#WCTC交易赛瓜分800万USDT

still holding onto $rei position from January, this drawdown looks done and higher low being printed as we speak
new local highs soon

The idea has long been provided; can't you even copy the pattern? #加密市场回升 $BTC $ETH

Why do some people disappear after a market rally, while others can root themselves in the market and make it through the cycle?
The answer isn’t in technicals—it’s in timing and emotion: read the big players, and control yourself.
Below are these 6 rules—counterintuitive ones I’ve repeatedly verified over 2,190 days. They’re simple, but real:
1. A fast rise and slow fall ≠ a top
After a rapid pull-up, a slow decline is more often a shakeout and turnover rotation—not the end of the move.
2. A fast drop and slow rise ≠ an opportunity
After a flash crash, a gradual rebound may look l

This wave of $RAVE long positions got stopped out after the market maker started distributing and the price crashed hard, losing more than double the profit. But this coin’s funding rate is very high—we can earn the funding fees. So in effect, this long position didn’t lose much. RAVE will only get halved once all the short-position chips are blown out—then you’ll see a waterfall-style dump. Plus, Brother Lin detected that the contract funds on this coin’s chain are continuously flowing in, so he chose to enter another long position!
Look at its liquidation map: around 15.4 up above, there ar