I don’t understand people who say “colonizers” like it’s an insult. Bro my people literally came over and conquered that’s a W in my book gtfoh.

Kansas City Chiefs: We are moving to Kansas
Everyone: 😐

Me watching NFL: that’s a first down

NFL commentators 30 seconds later: hold on it looks like he might have had the line to gain there

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals 🎄

Patriots best team in the NFL?

Got the Christmas lineup starting tonight for SNF

The girl in Elf is a perfect example of a strong mid

Does @jaltucher still write a newsletter? I used to get it in the mail but at some point it got replaced with some other company’s scammy penny stock and conspiracy theory newsletter

What’s more boring, women’s basketball or women’s boxing?

The weird thing about most of these crypto streamers is they’re over 30 but act like they’re still 16. Very unusual behavior