NotJeromePowell

“Mom how did we get so rich?”
“Your dad worked for the government. His firm bought up the rights to tariff refunds for 20-30 cents on the dollar after Liberation Day last year.
Today, the Supreme Court struck the tariffs down. For every $100 invested, your dad made 3-5x.”

Hey @grok remove tariff man

“Dad, we went long the market because we thought your bs tariffs were going to be nuked today. At least we’re up.”

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has officially ruled that President Trump's tariffs are illegal

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For every 1,000 likes this gets I’m going to put him in a different scenario

Is everybody having a good time?